What if Chuck Norris were one of us?

If you haven’t heard the recent news, Chuck Norris loves roundhouse kicks and creationism. And he isn’t afraid to share what he would do as President with the World Net Daily. Check out these juicy bits as you shred your wee-wee while watching reruns of Texas Ranger:

Tattoo an American flag with the words, “In God we trust,” on the forehead of every atheist.

Create new immigration legislation: to deport all liberals (then force them to listen to Bill O’ Reilly every day for five years, at which point they may return).

Increase jobs in America by sending ninja teams to sabotage and steal them back from other countries.

I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to be President!