Advice on Manners for Thanksgiving

Don’t feliate the turkey, don’t make out with your grandmother, and most importantly, figure out if your son is gay:

My daughter told me that her stepbrother might be gay! I asked her why she thought that, and she told me the signs: He hangs out with gay guys at school; loves to shop (according to her, he has awesome taste in clothing); has no interest in dating girls; doesn’t want children; wants to go into design or theater; and has to have his face perfectly soft and whisker-free. I told her that doesn’t make him gay, but she then told me about a girl at his school who e-mailed her to say she thought her stepbrother was hot, but it was too bad he was gay. I was in shock, but thought it could be true. When I told my husband about my daughter’s suspicions, he was so shocked that he refused to talk to me the rest of the evening. I told my husband I didn’t mean to hurt him, but that went nowhere. Is it possible for a 16-year-old boy to be gay or bisexual? What are the signs? If he is, what do we do? My husband is against gays all the way.