- Prose Before Hos

Posted on February 6, 2007 in 00 and 00 and 00

After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on IMDB.com. Check out my thoughtful contribution 2 weeks ago:

Update summary

Little Children (2006)
Quotes – Add
{Haley, Jackie Earle@Ronald James McGorvey}: You aren’t going to tell anyone, or I’ll get you.
{Haley, Jackie Earle@Ronald James McGorvey}: ::furiously jerking off::

Bac-os Bits & Boca Burger Boners

Posted on May 24, 2006 in 00

My wife bought something called “Bac-os Bits”. I pretty much love bacon, she knows it, and I thought those “Bac-os Bits” were little bite sized peices of bacon for those occations when people who love bacon are running short on time. I chucked a handful in my mouth before I realized that those “Bac-os Bits” are not real bacon.

I read the label, they are some kind of a vegitarian thing. There was nothing close to meat or meat by-products listed on the ingrediaents list. We have been married for over 10 years and I have never, absolutly never gave my wife any indication that I was dissatisfied with real bacon, now she’s buying “Bac-os Bits”.

I looked through the rest of the refrigerator and I saw something called “Boca Burgers”, we normally use fresh ground beef for burgers, so this was odd. I read the package and again-no meat. Why would anyone want a burger with no meat? need for a diet to feel better ? try the best fat burner supplements !

I think she is having an affair.

I bet she is seeing some skinny metro-sexual vegitarian or something. She probably met this guy at her finger nail place, she told me once about “guys” going there to get their nails done. When she said that, I chuckled- but perhaps this what these “guys” do to hit on married women.

I don’t know what to do. Should I confront her about the affair? Should I join her and try to enjoy some of these new things she is trying and ignore the affair for now? I need some advice. Thanks