Food Stamp Cuts Hurt You, Too, Walmart

Food Stamp Cuts

So the greedy poor lose out on some monthly crumbs. But in that swift stroke of, err, fiscal conservatism, that means that those extra crumbs won’t be spent at the Walmarts of the world. And guess what, guys? There are a helluva lot of poor people ISO federal-doled crumbs in the US. Around 47 million of them. Your loss.

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The Trials And Travails Of That One Rich Guy

The One Rich Guy

Problem No. 1: While sitting atop a mountain of wealth, his nose occasionally runs due to the altitude.

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Crisis In Kiev!

Crisis

BREAKING: the scene in Kiev and Crimea is basically an apocalypse in a trapper’s hat!

But really, just think how much worse Americans’ knowledge of geography would be if we didn’t get our hands all up in foreign conflicts. Nightmarish.

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Stand Your Ground Against Stand Your Ground!

Stand Your Ground

When you profile others, it’s OK. But when you’re profiled, shit hits the fan.

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