Chump change wages can only get you so far: when minimum wage workers seek Medicaid or food stamps, US taxpayers are effectively subsidizing private employers like Walmart and McDonalds.
In case you missed it, this god awful spate of extreme weather isn’t the result of anthropomorphic climate change but lewd, gay sin. So why not use divine retribution in a strategic manner to win the War On Terror?
Everyone has that certain someone–or series of someones–who they don’t date because they actually like them, but because they dislike being alone more. For that not-so special someone, Matt Bors has the thoughtless valentines just for you. Half-assed Valentine’s Day dilemmas solved!
Just sayin’, guys. Just sayin’.
As we’ve shown you before, Vladdy’s wardrobe would make Liberace blush. Why not add a naughty little tat to his flamboyant vêtements?
