http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLJy9ZdhJXw
24 year old Oliver will teach you how to see beyond the smoke and mirrors of politics and become your best agent of political success. Step number one: realize that politics is simply the art of convincing people you are not a shitty person.
Someone has to feel the brunt of the boot heel, and it sure as hell isn’t going to be the Republican party.
The best solution: just be wealthy…even though our policies work hard to hoard away any shred of possibility of wealth accumulation and upward mobility from you.
So he smoked crack. And yeah, he’s the mayor of the most populous city in Canada. So what? Maybe Rob Ford wouldn’t have been led to take a few puffs on the crack pipe if all those lamestream media jerks hadn’t stressed him out so much with their incessant nagging. From the “oriental” work ethic to the facts behind AIDS transmission, the porcine and pinkish mayor is filled with rich insights into the intricacies of the world…if only we’d get over the crack and give him a chance! Rob, we’re rooting for you.
Hopefully they’re all running off a cliff.
